really rude that i cant go back in time and save my younger self
you can save the current one though
the actual truth is that i’m loved . like regardless of what i achieve, there are people in my life that see my heart. that’s where fortune is. being seen and being loved. so i am rich in this way.
Please, never let this meme die.
This is the best one I’ve seen so far
What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us
It’s fucking back
shooting star. i can’t believe i’m hearing shooting star again in the year 2020
The fates have ordained that this cross my timeline again and you better fucking believe i’m reblogging it.
This is the only good meme, don’t @ me
Anonymous asked:
Hey you! Yeah you! You're cool and you deserve to have a great day
aw anon idk if you know how much i truly needed that esp right now
We stan JiaHao😭
[captions]
plaid shirt: my name is tyler and i’ve created a monster
[tyler voiceover]
let me explain:
this is my husband jiahao. one time, i asked him what his favorite game was to play when he was growing up and you know what he said? fire. so for his birthday, i got him a fire pit - see here.
things started out pretty innocent, he would disappear for long periods of time and send me pictures of burnt sweet potatoes, but that was okay.
then he bought a small power saw. THEN the stealing began. well, kind of. he began scouring the neighborhoods for dead trees that were being thrown away so he could drag them home and burn them.
yesterday he said he wanted to go on a long walk, but it was only because he saw sticks next door
jiahao: excuse me, make room
[tyler voiceover]
he also bought a small hatchet, which was a little concerning but um, i take full responsibility for enabling all of this
jiahao: successful. i’m so successful!
tyler: do i have plans of stopping him? no. because i like s’mores and the uh, the opportunity to eat s’mores in this house has increased by like, 200%
[end captions]
THIS is the gay agenda
potential arsonist x smores lover is my new favourite ship dynamic
Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!
🙏🏼
Worth a try lol
i could use some good news or even a good girl
Go lil bagle! Show me your power!
Okii then!
THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG
I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT
wait but whats happening with the bagel tho
Giv news
This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.
im passed my drivers test🙏🏽
pls
Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao
plz bagel plssss 🙏
BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL
Bagel, pls
bagel please i need this thank you
pls bagel
Bagel please
I beg of you sir bagel
Baby elephant thought man was drowning and rushed to save him
A baby the size of a truck 🥺
I love elephants so much.
When I was in Nepal, I went to an elephant sanctuary and saw this little guy. The little bundles of grass in his front of him were “sandwiches”, brown sugar and salt wrapped in sweet grass, and he was swaying from side to side while he ate, like a little food dance.
Reblog for someone to make you a dozen sandwiches for this weekend’s little happy food dance.
I got the Grindr app mixed up with the Pizza Hut app
Either way, there’s a 10” vegetarian on the way and I’m not sure what to expect.
we’ve TALKED about this jeff
